Friday?…
I had no idea really, was drinking beer all week, I’m on holidays… so this’ll be short… maybe curly too!
John Bailey is first with an epic tale of wedding bliss (kinda) gone wrong. Let me sum it up: Groom leaves own wedding reception to pick up welfare check, bride sets fire to groom’s bed, bride sleeps with another man, then man and wife beat the other man to death with an oar and a glass. I told him not to marry her.
From Mary T., a link to a story about a website, namely “collegehumor.com” and how they almost got nebraska to ahve the most boring license plates ever.
From Oliver King, a link to a story about Bruce Manley, who is apparently a bank employee / trick shot artist and apparently the “Annie Oakley” of basketball. See him here shooting, and here passing. Freaky…
From Diane K., a link to a website that details the complete and utter useless crap on Craig’s list.
because the world needs it… a link to the first ever USB-powered microwave oven… in case you’d need to nuke something smaller than a pizza pop… in the shitter… or whereever you couldn’t get off your ass and use a real microwave. Thanks to Terry W.
I used to work in a traffic department, so when i saw this next link I first peed my pants laughing, then thot “oh, man… why didn’t I think of that?”… from Perry U., it’s “Pylon-o-Con“… screw you Transformers…
And finally, hell it’s Friday and I’m on holidays AND I forgot…, it’s a link to an interesting essay about “Default”… here’s an excerpt:
“One of the greatest unappreciated inventions of modern life is the default. “Default” is a technical concept first used in computer science in the 1960s to indicate a preset standard. Default, for instance, as in: the default of this program assumes that dates are given in two digit years not four. Today the notion of a default has spread beyond computer science to the culture at large. It seems such a small thing, but the idea of the default is fundamental to the technium…”
Later kiddies!
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Is it OK if I speak to you today
You’ve been pissed off for a week now
but, nothing I can say could make you look up.
or crack up. Is there anything that I can do
Anything to show you
-Bowling for Soup -Â The Bitch Song
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