“There are three things I have learned never to discuss with people: religion, politics, and the Great Pumpkin.” - Linus van Pelt

I’ve already run into 2 witches and something with sticks and cobwebs in her hair. My thoughts were the same each time: they dressed up for Halloween?

Let’s get rolling on this Halloween Friday…

First off, since I quoted him, let take a jaunt to Wikipedia to find out more about the Great Pumpkin.

My wife and I just spent a few bucks redoing our basement. Had I known it’d cost only $10 had I used Sharpie pens…

We seem to have alot of pet lovers who visit, so here’s another link to some Simian Segway fun!

I have long praised the virtues of bacon. Now, through the technology of man, we can have a Bacon Tuxedo!

Something I think is pretty cool and achievable with any LCD monitor and a window: Hallowindow.

Finally, because I’m at work and supposed to be working (stupid idea, I know) I leave you with The Monster Mash.

Go see it here:

Bobby Pickett and the Crypt Kicker 5

Happy Halloween…

I just got Rick Rolled on YouTube looking for in-game footage of Fallout 3. Actually, now that I think about it… that was pretty damn funny.

Got me, you prick!

Man, that’d be a good movie…but I digress. Since this is the last Friday before Halloween tho, I present to you:

Bitterman’s Tales of Amazing Shit:

First off, a vid of… I don’t know what the fuck this is, but if I walked into a room and saw it happening before my eyes… I’m gone…

Now something has gone wrong with this man’s head. WTF were you thinking when you thought of that?

This goes back to my firm belief that if I had a transparent toilet, I could film myself having a go and somebody would pay to see that…honestly….

Being a Jeep owner myself, I have never been inspired to try this. Gives me butterflies at the top…man… I get excited on flat land…

While not so amazing… well actually kinda dull and boring, right up there with stamp collecting, I found this interesting: somebody’s bottlecap collection. The “Dog n’ Suds” one caught my eye. I had never been to one but had heard about them all my younger years. When I finally wanted to go, they closed down in my country… isn’t that frightening?… oh so scary…

And finally, what is more scary than the fact that Chuck Norris still has a profitable career? He’s like David Hasselhoff… and everything else that was bad in the 80’s. So since he ain’t going anywhere but back to the top because that’s what Chuck does… I present to you Chuck Norris Facts.

I think I’ll have to sit back and come up with a few “Rodeo Facts”….

Have a gooder…

Not sure how this happened… I seem to have traveled back in time. Let’s review:

I set the alarm for 5AM
It went off, so I got up
Reset to 6AM for my wife
I left and came to work
I got to work and it was 4:50Am…

So it’s obvious the work on my time machine is beginning to pay off. Last week I went to the cafeteria on a Thursday, which is liver day, only to find they were serving the items from Wednesday (ick… gross stew)…

Conclusion: I’ve managed to modify the effect of my time-box to include myself… not just things around me… 1977 here I come!

If you know where that’s from… you have less of a life than me. Sitting here in my dark, dark bunker… updating this fucking beast of a site… stupid SQL… stupid Labbrite… screw it, we never use that anyways.