Being an inconsiderate asshole who doesn’t care about the environment, I take a lot of flak for my opinions but at least I speak the truth. My heart goes out to all those affected by the gulf oil spill, but seriously people, we all know why it happened. It happened because we all have an insatiable desire for oil. And its byproducts. For me, and for billions of people as well, my byproduct is gasoline. I love gasoline. I mean really really love it. I love the smell. I love how it gives my musclecar outrageous amounts of power. I love how it cleans my greasy hands after working on my gas guzzling musclecar. I would let you drill through my dead grandparents graves if you told me you could hit oil. I know, I know, EEWWWW!

Eventually another huge oil spill will push the gulf spill into history and this will keep happening for years to come. And for that, I am very sorry, but we are on a personal excess down bound train and that as well, appears to run on oil.

P.S. On a super funny side note, I loved the movie “Signs”. It scared the living crap out of me. Of course I generally don’t bother looking for logic in movies about aliens, but that’s just me.

Ok, this has bothered me too long and since I’m at work and have nothing to do other than waste time, I started a-Googling (all praise Google):

The movie Signs, by Rama-lama-Ding-Dong or whatever… the ‘aliens’ are apparently killed by water. Now, unless you’re retarded, you’ll recall the Earth (this big stone we’re on) is apparently covered by fucking water (something like 70%+ of the Earth’s surface, go Google it) and water is constantly in the air in various states (vapor, liquid) due to something called “The Water Cycle” and is considered “precipitable water”.

So why the fuck would someone who can fly through space make such a drastic error as to come to such a poisonous planet? That’s just dumb. I mean, Captain Kirk usually had a reason… however vague and perhaps influenced by a need to copulate with a disembodied entity… but to come here and risk instant death if it rained for what?… what were the aliens doing in the movie?… that was never explained either…

Ok, now I’m just mad at that twit for making that crap and madder at me for sitting through it to find out it’s retarded…