One of the benefits of old age is the ability to turn off your internal censor. In yet another attempt at getting myself fired (and if this doesn’t do it, nothing will), I will relate to you a conversation between my elderly father and the nurse who was preparing him for hernia surgery. She told him that after the surgery he would have to refrain from lifting anything heavy. Without batting an eye, my dad said, “So how am I supposed to take a piss?”