Welcome to the least viewed page at Insanitylab.com. Although this page regularly appears at the bottom of our monthly stats review it's importance has been made clear to us by a rather large and heavyset man named Larry whom we reluctantly hand over fistfuls of cash to on a somewhat untimely basis. Larry is our lawyer. Larry went to school for a long time and has read many thick books. Of which several he has bought his own copy of and keeps in his office located above a delicious spicy noodle house. Larry tells us he knows things and that we'd be smart to pay attention to him when he speaks. While Larry thinks everyone who works at Insanitylab is truly insane, he assures us that there are people in the world crazier than us. Larry says there are people in the world who might read something on our website that makes them laugh and which consequently causes them to spill into their lap a hot beverage which they may or may not have been holding with the intent to imbibe just prior to disseminating the information our website was displaying to said user at the time of reading and then may seek damages against Insanitylab, Inc., it's shareholders (if applicable), and subsidiary companies (if applicable), for physical and mental pain and anguish. Larry uses big words and often has to convey his thoughts, opinions and advice to us though the use of hand puppets. Larry says this page and the pages this page links to are very important and so this is why it appears at the top left of our website and on every page. We highly recommend you read this and all pages connected to our legal stuff; if for no other reason than to help push these pages out of the statistical basement they currently occupy and to make Larry feel like all those years he spent in school were worth it. Thank you. |